Behind the Private Door

The Private Table

Some stories are told whole away from the common room, and some are kept for the private table alone.

Traveler — $3 per month. Welcome, traveler — you've stepped past the common room, where tales are cut short and endings left to wonder. What's included: full-length script for every YouTube tale, no vague endings, no held breath — the real ending, told plain, every time.

Regular at the Inn — $8 per month. You've earned your seat by the fire — more tales, earlier access, a little closer to the story. What's included: everything in Traveler, plus Patreon-exclusive tales and early access to upcoming tales.

Keeper of the Private Table — $15 per month, 50 seats. Some travelers don't just listen, they shape what's told. What's included: everything in Regular at the Inn, plus the ability to nominate one item to the monthly poll (submit by the 5th of each month), and name or shoutout credit on Patreon-exclusive tellings and YouTube videos.

The Bard's Patron — $100 per month, one seat, limited to a single subscriber. One seat, one patron, one tale told for them alone. What's included: everything in Keeper of the Private Table, plus one tale of your choosing told each month — any story, any legend, yours to request. Submit your request by the 1st of the month to claim that month's telling. The tale is dedicated to you by name and yours alone for its first month — after that, it joins the private table for Keepers and Regulars to hear.

The Keeper tier remains limited to 50 seats, and the Bard’s Patron remains limited to one.